Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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