I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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