Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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