Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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