Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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