I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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