i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
we're making bets on your personal life
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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