You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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