spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I intend to get homeless drunk
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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