Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
God, I missed his penis.
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