did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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