He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Randomize