It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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