What a fucking waste of an outfit
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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