Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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