nut hugger
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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