a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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