we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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