i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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