So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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