I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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