But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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