I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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