I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
