i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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