yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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