The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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