Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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