Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
