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i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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