I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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