worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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