Do you still have your period?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
birth control should be required to get into college
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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