spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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