so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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