God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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