I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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