it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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