In America we eat man semen.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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