i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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