North Korea, Best Korea!
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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