Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i need some magic done to my vagina
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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