"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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