just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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