we're blogging at a bar
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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