Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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