It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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