just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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