He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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