google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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