Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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