Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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