Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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