Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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