don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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