what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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